"A Cyber Bully is a bit like a bad case herpes" see it even happens when you grow-up.
If you are young or take offense easily please don't read the comments bellow posted by an unknown homosapian"!
Seems some things just stay the same, like this guy. Maybe he secretly has a crush on me and he doesn't know it. You know the guy who hasn't fallen out of the closet but keeps peaking through the door. He seems to reference my long hair a lot. Thing is this has been going on for a couple of years and I really don't know what to do with him. I could liken him to a hemorrhoid on the ass end of society. This is worse than a reoccurring case of herpes. (Complex or Simplex) I think this guy would have to be simplex, I don't see him as that complicated.
So if anyone knows how to remove these things please drop me line or drop something on his head. (Is there a pill for this or do you just wait it out like a bad flu.)
Thank you cruel world. :'- (
PS "Not sure if I will will be happy or sad to loose this guy as it always makes an interesting if not disturbing read first thing in the morning with a nice late'. In the good old days you would just kick him in the nads and walk away"
(-:|:-(
I have edited some of the filth and not put up a couple of post as they were really out there.
So for your curiosity here are some of the posts and messages left for me!!!
PPS. He has got a bit upset and sent me a booking form cause my guest book doesn't work. "Poor baby"
10/12/2013
Booking sent from David Homes.
Arrival date is 12-12-2013.
Departure date is 24-12-2013.
Eta is 10:am.
Preferred room type Main Dorm no a/c.
Number of Guests is 1.
country of origin USA.
Booking submitted on Tuesday, December 10th, 2013 at 01:10 PM.
Booking Number is 22957.
Phone number is .
Comments left by this customer were: Oi you f--king s--t, why is your guestbook not working, how the hell am i supposed to tell Dean that he looks like a homo when you have removed this facility from your website, i demand that you c--ts fix this straight away you ass f--kers.
15/11/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Brian
From: USA
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Just wanted to say what a great hostel you have, I had a great time here I even pulled a funny face.......... yes I got a downs syndromes girls phone number HAHAHAH 'pulled a funny face' get it? No seriously I'm only joking, but I did tongue punch a Swedish girls fart box which was nice
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
15/11/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: David
From: ireland
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
the owner of this hostel Dino has a ponytail hahaha they are for girls and benders, watch your back guys, don't be surprised to find him peeking at you in the showers, always beware the of men with ponytails as they are what you would call, chutney ferrets, marmite miners, treacle dippers, uphill gardeners, sausage jockeys, poo pirates, fudge packers, shirt lifters, tail gunners, turd burglars, i think you get my point
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
08/11/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Archer
From:
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Hi ReefLodge, what is a pancake night? I have always known a pancake to be female breasts pressed against glass, as in:
"Eager to show the neighbor's her kink, Linda heaved herself against the living room window, inviting local man-syrup to be poured on her pancakes"
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
05/11/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Rob
From:
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Hi Dean, great hostel in such a good location, just looked at you facebook profile picture, what is the sword for, my guess is cutting that fattys cakes
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
01/11/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Dirty Berty
From:
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Hey Dean, you can suck my fat one, rumour has it that you have a chode and you wet the bed
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
02/10/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Ann
From: Holland
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
F--K YOU
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
27/09/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Chris
From: Wales
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Hi Dean, after doing some research I can see you are a master in handling the sword, I think that your speciality is the pork, I was just wondering how many pork swords can you handle at once?
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
24/09/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Ha Ha Ha
From:
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Look at the capital Dean!
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
20/09/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Jarrod
From: Kroombit
E-mail: jharris456@hotmail.com
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Yo, yo. I am responding to Vivien, and her request to find someone she met?
I met some tart named Vivien and I smashed the living daylights out of that harlot. Her gash was so slack. She had a gaping hole!
She actually whacked me off near the fridge freezer, and later as she took my mammoth length down her gob, I jizzed down her throat whilst eating a Fab Ice lolly - mmmmhhhhh.
If you can pass this dirty whore my e-mail address, I would love to meet up with her again and eat a melted tim tam from her c--t!
All the best Jarrod
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
10/07/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Barry
From: cairns
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Hi Dean, Please do not give that bitch Vivien any details to help her find me, I do not want anything to do with crazy lady, she is more a stalker than a friends, i ditched her after carved my name into her breast and started wearing a vial of my jizz around her neck
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
20/06/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Kurt
From: Germany
E-mail: rodger_evans@hotmail.com
Website:
Message (without smileys):
RE Adolf's post.
There better not be any of those hook nosed money grabbing gypsy's in the hostel. They will steal everything they can get their hands upon.
Adolf's idea of a "Buchenwald" style set up sounds perfect. Let's try and lure them in and appeal to their savage greed and horrendous character traits. They have to answer for all of the worlds problems. They all knew about 9/11 - now is the time to strike back and f--k up the Jews!!!! Lets beat them all to death with those funny candle sticks they all have!!! hahaha.
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
07/06/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Ahmed
From: India
E-mail: rldawson15@hotmail.co.uk
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Clyde u are a fool! We bring our women up right!! They have a place in the kitchen not men!! Grow a pair and train your women!
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
07/06/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Ryan
From: Brixton
E-mail: rodger_evans@hotmail.com
Website:
Message (without smileys):
I totally agree with Clyde, but I absolutely despise queers! They should be kicked and kicked until they suffer severe internal bleeding! Them and genuine chocolate faces are absolute scum!!! But definitely keep the bitches in the kitchen! I would bang the shit out of Delia Smith.... mmmhhh, really smash her back doors in!!
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
07/06/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Derek
From: Cairns
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Just read Clydes comment below, he is saying what an awesome kitchen! doesn't he know the kitchen is for the women hahahaha what is he some kind of shirt lifting pillow biter? That's ok after all the time i spent in jail i don't mind rogering a man up his vegemite tunnel
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
05/06/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: The Sperminator
From: Deflowering since 88
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Hi there,
I will be stopping in Mission beach on my way up the East Coast, i am planning to come and stay with you and I was just wondering if I need to book in advance and if you organise dive trips or will I need to do that myself? Thank you
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
30/05/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Jamie Oliver
From:
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Great hostel, i really enjoyed my stay, good location too, i do think you should have better signs in the kitchen for the oven though, i tried to heat up a quiche and i ended up getting my head stuck in the microwave, defecating in my pants and kicking your cat in the head, so simple instructions on how the knobs work would probably have avoided this.
Thanks
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
208/05/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Ranjit
From: Indie
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Dear Reeflodge,
thank you for a very nice stay, I had a great time and the hostel is very nice, however i think you should have better instructions in the tv room, i tried to play a dvd but ended up getting my testicles stuck in the ceiling fan and the remote stuck in my ass, perhaps to clear instructions on how to insert and play a dvd will prevent a mishap like this happening to another guest.
Kind regards, Ranjit
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
12/04/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Leroy
From: The Bronx
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
I have to agree with the last comment, the hostel itself was great, very clean and the location was fantastic, however when I was in the common room the owner told me I was not allowed to take a hit from my crack pipe.
I was not making any noise or mess and just wanted a few sweet hits of the rock.
If i ever come back to townsville again I will be looking for a more crack cocaine friendly hostel where I can freebase in peace.
Kind regards, Leroy
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
28/03/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Truck Driver Dave
From:
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
oi mate, me names Dave but mates call me 'boss hog' just wondering if you had any girls only dorms? if so can i pay extra to stay in one of those? mate i'd bet they'd love some sweaty trucker sausage, and i ain't talking about the stuff you buy in the supermarket!
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
If you are young or take offense easily please don't read the comments bellow posted by an unknown homosapian"!
Seems some things just stay the same, like this guy. Maybe he secretly has a crush on me and he doesn't know it. You know the guy who hasn't fallen out of the closet but keeps peaking through the door. He seems to reference my long hair a lot. Thing is this has been going on for a couple of years and I really don't know what to do with him. I could liken him to a hemorrhoid on the ass end of society. This is worse than a reoccurring case of herpes. (Complex or Simplex) I think this guy would have to be simplex, I don't see him as that complicated.
So if anyone knows how to remove these things please drop me line or drop something on his head. (Is there a pill for this or do you just wait it out like a bad flu.)
Thank you cruel world. :'- (
PS "Not sure if I will will be happy or sad to loose this guy as it always makes an interesting if not disturbing read first thing in the morning with a nice late'. In the good old days you would just kick him in the nads and walk away"
(-:|:-(
I have edited some of the filth and not put up a couple of post as they were really out there.
So for your curiosity here are some of the posts and messages left for me!!!
PPS. He has got a bit upset and sent me a booking form cause my guest book doesn't work. "Poor baby"
10/12/2013
Booking sent from David Homes.
Arrival date is 12-12-2013.
Departure date is 24-12-2013.
Eta is 10:am.
Preferred room type Main Dorm no a/c.
Number of Guests is 1.
country of origin USA.
Booking submitted on Tuesday, December 10th, 2013 at 01:10 PM.
Booking Number is 22957.
Phone number is .
Comments left by this customer were: Oi you f--king s--t, why is your guestbook not working, how the hell am i supposed to tell Dean that he looks like a homo when you have removed this facility from your website, i demand that you c--ts fix this straight away you ass f--kers.
15/11/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Brian
From: USA
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Just wanted to say what a great hostel you have, I had a great time here I even pulled a funny face.......... yes I got a downs syndromes girls phone number HAHAHAH 'pulled a funny face' get it? No seriously I'm only joking, but I did tongue punch a Swedish girls fart box which was nice
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
15/11/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: David
From: ireland
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
the owner of this hostel Dino has a ponytail hahaha they are for girls and benders, watch your back guys, don't be surprised to find him peeking at you in the showers, always beware the of men with ponytails as they are what you would call, chutney ferrets, marmite miners, treacle dippers, uphill gardeners, sausage jockeys, poo pirates, fudge packers, shirt lifters, tail gunners, turd burglars, i think you get my point
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
08/11/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Archer
From:
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Hi ReefLodge, what is a pancake night? I have always known a pancake to be female breasts pressed against glass, as in:
"Eager to show the neighbor's her kink, Linda heaved herself against the living room window, inviting local man-syrup to be poured on her pancakes"
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
05/11/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Rob
From:
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Hi Dean, great hostel in such a good location, just looked at you facebook profile picture, what is the sword for, my guess is cutting that fattys cakes
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
01/11/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Dirty Berty
From:
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Hey Dean, you can suck my fat one, rumour has it that you have a chode and you wet the bed
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
02/10/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Ann
From: Holland
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
F--K YOU
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
27/09/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Chris
From: Wales
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Hi Dean, after doing some research I can see you are a master in handling the sword, I think that your speciality is the pork, I was just wondering how many pork swords can you handle at once?
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
24/09/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Ha Ha Ha
From:
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Look at the capital Dean!
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
20/09/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Jarrod
From: Kroombit
E-mail: jharris456@hotmail.com
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Yo, yo. I am responding to Vivien, and her request to find someone she met?
I met some tart named Vivien and I smashed the living daylights out of that harlot. Her gash was so slack. She had a gaping hole!
She actually whacked me off near the fridge freezer, and later as she took my mammoth length down her gob, I jizzed down her throat whilst eating a Fab Ice lolly - mmmmhhhhh.
If you can pass this dirty whore my e-mail address, I would love to meet up with her again and eat a melted tim tam from her c--t!
All the best Jarrod
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
10/07/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Barry
From: cairns
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Hi Dean, Please do not give that bitch Vivien any details to help her find me, I do not want anything to do with crazy lady, she is more a stalker than a friends, i ditched her after carved my name into her breast and started wearing a vial of my jizz around her neck
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
20/06/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Kurt
From: Germany
E-mail: rodger_evans@hotmail.com
Website:
Message (without smileys):
RE Adolf's post.
There better not be any of those hook nosed money grabbing gypsy's in the hostel. They will steal everything they can get their hands upon.
Adolf's idea of a "Buchenwald" style set up sounds perfect. Let's try and lure them in and appeal to their savage greed and horrendous character traits. They have to answer for all of the worlds problems. They all knew about 9/11 - now is the time to strike back and f--k up the Jews!!!! Lets beat them all to death with those funny candle sticks they all have!!! hahaha.
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
07/06/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Ahmed
From: India
E-mail: rldawson15@hotmail.co.uk
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Clyde u are a fool! We bring our women up right!! They have a place in the kitchen not men!! Grow a pair and train your women!
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
07/06/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Ryan
From: Brixton
E-mail: rodger_evans@hotmail.com
Website:
Message (without smileys):
I totally agree with Clyde, but I absolutely despise queers! They should be kicked and kicked until they suffer severe internal bleeding! Them and genuine chocolate faces are absolute scum!!! But definitely keep the bitches in the kitchen! I would bang the shit out of Delia Smith.... mmmhhh, really smash her back doors in!!
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
07/06/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Derek
From: Cairns
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Just read Clydes comment below, he is saying what an awesome kitchen! doesn't he know the kitchen is for the women hahahaha what is he some kind of shirt lifting pillow biter? That's ok after all the time i spent in jail i don't mind rogering a man up his vegemite tunnel
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
05/06/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: The Sperminator
From: Deflowering since 88
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Hi there,
I will be stopping in Mission beach on my way up the East Coast, i am planning to come and stay with you and I was just wondering if I need to book in advance and if you organise dive trips or will I need to do that myself? Thank you
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
30/05/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Jamie Oliver
From:
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Great hostel, i really enjoyed my stay, good location too, i do think you should have better signs in the kitchen for the oven though, i tried to heat up a quiche and i ended up getting my head stuck in the microwave, defecating in my pants and kicking your cat in the head, so simple instructions on how the knobs work would probably have avoided this.
Thanks
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
208/05/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Ranjit
From: Indie
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
Dear Reeflodge,
thank you for a very nice stay, I had a great time and the hostel is very nice, however i think you should have better instructions in the tv room, i tried to play a dvd but ended up getting my testicles stuck in the ceiling fan and the remote stuck in my ass, perhaps to clear instructions on how to insert and play a dvd will prevent a mishap like this happening to another guest.
Kind regards, Ranjit
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
12/04/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Leroy
From: The Bronx
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
I have to agree with the last comment, the hostel itself was great, very clean and the location was fantastic, however when I was in the common room the owner told me I was not allowed to take a hit from my crack pipe.
I was not making any noise or mess and just wanted a few sweet hits of the rock.
If i ever come back to townsville again I will be looking for a more crack cocaine friendly hostel where I can freebase in peace.
Kind regards, Leroy
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
28/03/2013
Hello!
Someone has just signed your guestbook!
Name: Truck Driver Dave
From:
E-mail:
Website:
Message (without smileys):
oi mate, me names Dave but mates call me 'boss hog' just wondering if you had any girls only dorms? if so can i pay extra to stay in one of those? mate i'd bet they'd love some sweaty trucker sausage, and i ain't talking about the stuff you buy in the supermarket!
Visit the below URL to view your guestbook:
http://www.reeflodge.com.au
End of message
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